How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? When his lips are moving.
That may be a joke, but many believe it. They believe that lawyers will do or say anything that will help their client win.
Thursday, September 17, 2020
Truth - How It Is Supposed To Work
Wednesday, September 9, 2020
Lies in Court
Modern Law has a brief but interesting article on lying by litigants in family court. It is a bit optimistic in that it assumes that judges will make the right decision which in my case was simply not true.
If you can relate to these questions, there are four things you need to know:
- Yes, if the opposing party has lied under oath, they have committed perjury, which is a crime;
- Family court is separate from criminal court, to be charged with perjury, a prosecutor has to take an interest in the case;
- I have never heard of a party to a family law case being charged with perjury;
- It still matters.
Unfortunately nothing is said about lawyers lying in court. Which reminds me of the old joke:
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? When his lips are moving.
Thursday, September 3, 2020
Did You Know...
A bit of interesting trivia I ran across. Originally in the United States divorces were granted by legislators not the courts. In the case of Washington D.C. it was the U.S. Congress who had to determine whether to grant the divorce or not. Gradually the power to grant a divorce was transferred to the courts and by 1886 it was mandated that only courts could grant divorces.
While the power was still vested with the legislatures, divorce notices often appeared in the papers.
Interestingly some of the notices express a clear intent that the debts of the person who left will not be paid by the abandoned spouse.
BURNHILL, John & Elizabeth: Whereas Elizabeth Burnhill, my wife, hath eloped from my bed and board, and living an adulteress with another man, this is to forewarn all persons whatever from trusting her on my account, as I will pay none of her debts, and I mean to apply to the next General Assembly of Maryland for an act of divorce. (Signed and dated) John Burnhill, Prince Georges County, MD, March 17, 1809 [Notice in the National Intelligencer, Wash, DC, April 12, 1809.]
HOWARD, Jesse and Amelia. All persons are hereby forbidden to trust Amelia Low (late my wife Amelia Howard) on my account, we having been divorced by mutual consent, as the law directs, and I will pay no debts of her contracting. (Signed and dated) Jesse Howard, May 4, 1819. [Notice in the National Intelligencer, Wash, DC, May 6, 1819.]
Tuesday, August 25, 2020
VIPI On Family Court Corruption
Veterans In Politics International (VIPI) has a video on family court corruption that is worth a view. The odd thing is that the show is done by Trump supporters yet is an condemnation on judicial corruption in family court. It goes to show that crime in family court is not a partisan issue.
Thursday, August 20, 2020
The Crazy Case of Patrizia Reggiani
In the 1970s, Patricia Reggiani married Maurizio Gucci, head of the Gucci fashion house and grandson of founder Guccio Gucci. After 12 years of marriage Maurizio left Patricia for a younger woman. They were divorced in 1992 with Patrizia receiving $500,000 annually in alimony. In 1995, Patrizia hired a hit man who assassinated Maurizio.
After 18 years in prison, Patrizia was released. She was awarded back-payment of £16 million plus an annuity of £900,000 from the Gucci estate. As her two daughters are administering the estate of their father, she is in court proceedings against them.Wow - Italian courts are as messed up as they are here in the States.
Ridley Scott is making a movie about the murder. Playing Patrizia will be...Lady Gaga!
Friday, August 14, 2020
A Poem!
Not to get too artsy but here is a poem that came to me while out running. Yeah, sometimes that happens.
At Least
The Iraqi torturer takes a break
when his wife calls
She asks about balloons
for their six year old’s birthday
The minister in the sauna
fondles the young boys
And as he does
thinks of a line for his sermon
The lawyer lies to the judge
in the name of advocacy
Then she wonders if she needs a canopy
for her daughter's graduation
At least I am with Saddam
At least I am for God
At least I am rich